I would let the photograph speak for itself but please allow me to draw your attention to Step 4: 'If the flesh around your bust are exposed under your arms, tuck the excess into the cups.'
Tuck the excess? Shouldn't you just get the next size? Or think of losing some weight? You don't tuck the excess; you get something that accomodates the excess, I would think. Especially when Step 3 tells you that it should all fit nice and snug.
As regards Step 2 and 5, I am not sure you really need to lean backwards and forwards to get the damn thing on. And wearing a bra in general isn't that complicated. But maybe that's just me.
And they wonder why most women in the world wear the wrong bra size.
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Hahahahahaahahahaha. I wonder if there's one for men somewhere? "Stuff it all in somehow! Don't worry about crushing 'em, you've got two for a reason ..."
hey, its much sexier when women bend forward and backwards while putting on a bra ;)
Your UNDERBUST? When the hell did we adopt the word UNDERBUST?
Gaurav,
Those are some serious words of wisdom - "You've got two for a reason." Hmmm.. *evil grin* All the men in my life should now buy themselves groin guards. You know, just in case. (You especially.)
Chandna,
I'm wondering who these women are. I really shouldn't make a generalisation about a whole country I have never visted so I'm thinking it's just you, not the Norwegian ladies.
Young Thos,
It appears that you are not well acquainted with women's underwear terminology. Keep it that way. As long as you can take it off with one hand and with your eyes shut, I think you're alright.
I have only ever encountered one bra in my life that was impervious to all attempts to removal. It had some elaborate cross-backed structure, and there was no way it could have been removed without more light and a LOT more concentration.
I will just have to teach you the art of bra removal when I'm in your part of the world next. June 2007.
On a slight tangent, if Kramer got his way with the 'bro' (that is what he called it, right?), the world would be a very difficult place for you without this valuable skill...
*blink*
Clearly I missed this episode.
Muahahahaz.....where the hell did you see this??
At an underwear store in Singapore. The signs in this country are so funny, I'm surgically attached to my camera.
I still haven't got past "If the flesh around your bust are exposed under your arms..."
IS, you morons. IS.
where did you find this?
where is my underbust? actually i think there's a family of 15 lilliputians living under my underbust!
in singapore the sing that took my breath away was 'do not lean' on a wall. many walls.
no comment.
Thanks for posting this ... I can read it in reverse to figure out how to get the damned things off more quickly.
I always thought the Miracle bra was one where I could just say "off" and it fell off. Now that would be cool.
Hello Dan
You're welcome. I'm happy to have been of assistance. I just hope more men are taking good notes.
hilarious and seriously priceless!!
Thanks. :)
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